I am an english major currently taking NO ENGLISH CLASSES. Im starting to lose my mind. Not to mention the fact that I have Nazis for teachers in both Biology and my BIS class. I used to be great at these classes with no effort. Now not only must I work, I must completely disregard the notion of "normal circadian rhythms" and adopt the study habits of diligent Chinese children with abusive mothers.

On the bright side, count the ways I adore the current people in my life. My bio buddies are awesome, even though they are kicking my academic ass by NOT STUDYING AT ALL. Despite my confusion, I still think they rock. My guy friends are hilarious and only like 10% perverted. Its a nice change from the 90% perverted I'm used to dealing with.

The title does say almost right? The world has become OBSESSED. I liked vampires before they were cool and now that they are EVERYWHERE, I cant even bring myself to break out my old fangs for Halloween. Speaking of fangs, If I were movie Bella Swan (not book Bella) I would MOST DEFIANTLY have chosen Jacob. He is one hunky piece of wolf meat and I would adore him.

Oh, one last thing;
"I tell them haters cut it out like a coupon."